rdquo I think she bought the book on tape

I can’t decide if this means Ubaldo is in serious trouble or if it means that Victorino just put the barrel on a 99mph fastball. My team needs a break right now. 3:34 p.m. End First: That was a really frustrating first inning. Nothing horrible happened, but wow, just about everything could have gone better. We’re in trouble. 3:54 p.m. Top Third: This team is looking mighty flat today. We need some fire in our hearts if we’re going to stand any chance at all today. 4 p.m. Top Third: Another borderline call goes against the Rockies.

My faith is flooding out of me right now. 4:05 p.m. Middle Third Jimenez is dodging bullets left and right In game one, he was Rambo out there Now he’s Neo. Honestly, I preferred Rambo. In other news, the Rockies have no business being within a run of this game right now, none whatsoever. 4:14 p.m. End Third: Inning over and still no fire from the Rockies. Also, the prosty sitting behind us literally hasn’t shut her mouth since we got here. Her name is Natasha and a few years back she had some gnarly face acne. We know this because she’s talking about it in detail right now. She is currently massaging her 62-year-old partner’s crotch. Unreal. 4:29 p.m. End Fourth: Cliff Lee is quietly destroying the Rockies lineup… again. 4:43 p.m. End Fifth: Lee is lulling me to sleep right now This is what a great pitcher looks like when he pitches. Gonzo had a shot with a man on second, but Lee poofed the chance away from him. He’s a smooth criminal. 4:47 p.m. End Fifth: Natasha quote update: “If I give up modeling and acting, I want to go into child care, but a kid might be attracted to me.” I can’t make this stuff up I’m going to go ahead and tip toe out on a limb here That person should not be in childcare.

He’s going to go ahead and win the game for Philadelphia tonight and there’s nothing I can do to stop him. 2-0 Phillies. 4:56 p.m. Middle Sixth: Cliff Lee is without a doubt the difference maker on this Philadelphia team. He’s a man-eater. Phillies fans should have to pay some kind of happiness tax to the city of Cleveland after the playoffs this year to complete the mid-season trade. As is, it’s just not fair. 4:58 p.m. Bottom Sixth: I am laughing so hard I have tears spurting out listening to Natasha’s explanation of Christianity. She insists to her attorney friend, “I know, too, cause I read the bible almost front to back.” I think she bought the book on tape. 5 p.m. Bottom Sixth: Tulo just dropped his Thor hammer on Cliff Lee with a double into the gap.

Helton scores from first, the steam engine is pulling into the station… chug a chug chug. 2-1 Phillies still up. 5:03 p.m. End Sixth – Tulo comes in with some booboo base running to end the inning. Sometimes bad things happen to good people. 5:17 p.m. Middle Seventh: I just had an emotional moment. What will I do What will I think about all the time I feel seriously lost right now. 5:23 p.m. Bottom Seventh:Natasha’s closing quote to her 62-year-old friend (this is after she’s talked openly about both of them being married): “Alright Take me home I like you too much. Seth Smith is at second with one out. It’s moments like this when special teams show what they’re worth. Time to take some ownership, boys. 5:31 p.m. Top Eighth: Got no fire from the Rockies that inning.